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Dipping into Amazon’s ‘erotica’ customer forums can give me valuable insight into the minds of my customer base. Often, these are insights I never, ever wanted.
“I’m looking for some erotica that involves pokemon. Specifically, a good story of two pokemon, each falling in love with the other despite their types being incompatible. For example, Gravaler is a rock type which has extrea resistence to electricity and pikachu is an electric type which is weak ands rock types.
Cross pokemon relationships are fine, However, I don’t want inter-human action because that is just gross. Also some Dom and sub action would be awesome.”
On Reading Poorly Transcribed Erotica
Jill Alexander Essbaum
She stood before him wearing only pantries
and he groped for her Volvo under the gauze.
She had saved her public hair, and his cook
went hard as a fist. They fell to the bad.
He shoveled his duck into her posse
and all her…
The Scarlet Spectre is a superhero on a mission: to find a man who can withstand her super powers and get her laid. So far, the universe has let her down, but there’s a new super villain come to Earth. Can Megaspear’s mega spear soothe Scarlet’s super need?
Warning: this story contains explicit male/female sex, fighting, superhero costumes, and more action than just what’s going on in Scarlet’s pants.
When Nick decided to go camping in the desert of New Mexico, the last thing he anticipated was being abducted by aliens. Coyotes, getting lost, and gay revelations about his best friend were things he was prepared for; horny aliens, not so much. After all, pop culture had taught him that aliens were short, gray, and sexless. But pop culture didn’t lie about the probing. Will Nick want to save his ass virginity for his best friend?
Warning: this story contains male/male erotica, anal sex, alien abduction, and one purple alien penis.